The Phantom Flag Hex of Oronde Gadsden
Oronde Gadsden · LAC · TE
“Gadsden's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Gadsden's week
- Gadsden gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Syracuse's biggest rival.
- Gadsden gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
87%POTENCY
-14.9PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Gadsden's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Oronde Gadsden in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Oronde Gadsden is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Oronde Gadsden actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.