The Red-Zone Ghost Hex of Oronde Gadsden
Oronde Gadsden · LAC · TE
“Gadsden is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Gadsden's week
- Gadsden tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Gadsden is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
89%POTENCY
-12.7PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- Powdered kicker confidence
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Gadsden's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Oronde Gadsden in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Oronde Gadsden is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Oronde Gadsden actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.