The Red-Zone Ghost Hex of Oronde Gadsden
Oronde Gadsden · LAC · TE
“Gadsden gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Syracuse's biggest rival.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Gadsden's week
- Gadsden tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Gadsden stays in to block all game. A bold use of a fantasy asset.
85%POTENCY
-16.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A single tear from a Chargers fan
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Bengals locker room
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Gadsden drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Oronde Gadsden in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Oronde Gadsden is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Oronde Gadsden actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.