The Blocking Assignment Hex of Oronde Gadsden
Oronde Gadsden · LAC · TE
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Gadsden's stadium. Only over Gadsden.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Gadsden's week
- Gadsden goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Gadsden sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
73%POTENCY
-10.3PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Gadsden, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Oronde Gadsden in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Oronde Gadsden is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Oronde Gadsden actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.