The Late Scratch Hex of Oronde Gadsden
Oronde Gadsden · LAC · TE
“Gadsden goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Gadsden's week
- Gadsden is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Gadsden gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Syracuse's biggest rival.
83%POTENCY
-10.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A used challenge flag
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Gadsden drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Oronde Gadsden in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Oronde Gadsden is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Oronde Gadsden actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.