The Late Scratch Hex of Oronde Gadsden
Oronde Gadsden · LAC · TE
“Gadsden's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Gadsden's week
- A mysterious flag erases Gadsden's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Gadsden gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Syracuse's biggest rival.
82%POTENCY
-14.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Rams fan
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Eye of Patriots, tongue of ref,
Bring Chargers down to grief,
Gadsden scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Oronde Gadsden in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Oronde Gadsden is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Oronde Gadsden actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.