The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Oronde Gadsden
Oronde Gadsden · LAC · TE
“Gadsden goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Gadsden's week
- Gadsden runs a perfect route, gets wide open, and is ignored in a way that feels personal.
- Gadsden finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
84%POTENCY
-18.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Gadsden drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Oronde Gadsden in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Oronde Gadsden is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Oronde Gadsden actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.