The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Oronde Gadsden
Oronde Gadsden · LAC · TE
“Gadsden will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Gadsden's week
- Gadsden gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Gadsden lines up as a tackle on 61% of snaps. A beautiful new career for him.
79%POTENCY
-9.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Gadsden's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Oronde Gadsden in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Oronde Gadsden is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Oronde Gadsden actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.