The Invisible Route Hex of Oronde Gadsden
Oronde Gadsden · LAC · TE
“Gadsden's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Gadsden's week
- Gadsden will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Gadsden gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
92%POTENCY
-14PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A used challenge flag
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Gadsden, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Oronde Gadsden in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Oronde Gadsden is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Oronde Gadsden actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.