The Chip-and-Release Hex of Oronde Gadsden
Oronde Gadsden · LAC · TE
“Gadsden tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Gadsden's week
- Gadsden runs a perfect route, gets wide open, and is ignored in a way that feels personal.
- Gadsden's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
83%POTENCY
-19.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Eye of 49ers, tongue of ref,
Bring Chargers down to grief,
Gadsden scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Oronde Gadsden in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Oronde Gadsden is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Oronde Gadsden actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.