The Snap Count Hex of Oronde Gadsden
Oronde Gadsden · LAC · TE
“Gadsden tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Gadsden's week
- Gadsden finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Gadsden's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
89%POTENCY
-9PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A single tear from a Raiders fan
Incantation
Eye of Cardinals, tongue of ref,
Bring Chargers down to grief,
Gadsden scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Oronde Gadsden in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Oronde Gadsden is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Oronde Gadsden actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.