The Snap Count Hex of Oronde Gadsden
Oronde Gadsden · LAC · TE
“Gadsden runs a perfect route, gets wide open, and is ignored in a way that feels personal.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Gadsden's week
- Gadsden tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Gadsden gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
76%POTENCY
-11.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Gadsden's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Oronde Gadsden in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Oronde Gadsden is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Oronde Gadsden actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.