The Blocking Assignment Hex of Oronde Gadsden
Oronde Gadsden · LAC · TE
“Gadsden gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Syracuse's biggest rival.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Gadsden's week
- Gadsden is targeted on a 3rd-and-17 and gains exactly 16 yards. Punt. Cry.
- Gadsden catches 2 balls for 11 yards and a nice hug from a referee.
74%POTENCY
-17.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A single Colts jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Gadsden drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Oronde Gadsden in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Oronde Gadsden is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Oronde Gadsden actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.