The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Oronde Gadsden
Oronde Gadsden · LAC · TE
“Gadsden runs a perfect route, gets wide open, and is ignored in a way that feels personal.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Gadsden's week
- Gadsden spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.
- Ref: "Number Gadsden, that's a flag." Gadsden: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
92%POTENCY
-16.1PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Gadsden, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Oronde Gadsden in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Oronde Gadsden is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Oronde Gadsden actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.