The Snap Count Hex of Oronde Gadsden
Oronde Gadsden · LAC · TE
“Gadsden is "week-to-week" in the same way the sun is "day-to-day".” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Gadsden's week
- Gadsden will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Gadsden stays in to block all game. A bold use of a fantasy asset.
89%POTENCY
-17.6PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
Gadsden, Gadsden, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Oronde Gadsden in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Oronde Gadsden is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Oronde Gadsden actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.