The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Oronde Gadsden
Oronde Gadsden · LAC · TE
“Gadsden gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Gadsden's week
- Gadsden finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Gadsden sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
77%POTENCY
-15.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Bears locker room
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Gadsden drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Oronde Gadsden in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Oronde Gadsden is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Oronde Gadsden actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.