The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Oronde Gadsden
Oronde Gadsden · LAC · TE
“Gadsden will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Gadsden's week
- Gadsden gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Gadsden stays in to block all game. A bold use of a fantasy asset.
77%POTENCY
-17.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- Powdered kicker confidence
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Gadsden's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Oronde Gadsden in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Oronde Gadsden is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Oronde Gadsden actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.