The Invisible Route Hex of Oronde Gadsden
Oronde Gadsden · LAC · TE
“Gadsden sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Gadsden's week
- Gadsden gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Gadsden will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
76%POTENCY
-12.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Gadsden's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Oronde Gadsden in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Oronde Gadsden is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Oronde Gadsden actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.