The Invisible Route Hex of Oronde Gadsden
Oronde Gadsden · LAC · TE
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Gadsden's stadium. Only over Gadsden.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Gadsden's week
- Gadsden gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Gadsden catches 2 balls for 11 yards and a nice hug from a referee.
86%POTENCY
-16PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A single tear from a Steelers fan
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Gadsden's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Oronde Gadsden in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Oronde Gadsden is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Oronde Gadsden actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.