The Mystery Tweak Hex of Oronde Gadsden
Oronde Gadsden · LAC · TE
“Gadsden gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Syracuse's biggest rival.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Gadsden's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Gadsden's stadium. Only over Gadsden.
- Gadsden is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
92%POTENCY
-19.7PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Gadsden's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Oronde Gadsden in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Oronde Gadsden is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Oronde Gadsden actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.