The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Oronde Gadsden
Oronde Gadsden · LAC · TE
“Gadsden finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Gadsden's week
- Gadsden gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Gadsden gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
76%POTENCY
-18.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Gadsden, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Oronde Gadsden in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Oronde Gadsden is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Oronde Gadsden actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.