The Snap Count Hex of Oronde Gadsden
Oronde Gadsden · LAC · TE
“Gadsden gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Syracuse's biggest rival.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Gadsden's week
- Gadsden spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.
- The broadcast shows Gadsden on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
80%POTENCY
-17.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Gadsden, Gadsden, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Oronde Gadsden in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Oronde Gadsden is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Oronde Gadsden actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.