The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Oronde Gadsden
Oronde Gadsden · LAC · TE
“Gadsden gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Syracuse's biggest rival.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Gadsden's week
- Gadsden lines up as a tackle on 61% of snaps. A beautiful new career for him.
- Gadsden is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
73%POTENCY
-10PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Eye of Falcons, tongue of ref,
Bring Chargers down to grief,
Gadsden scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Oronde Gadsden in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Oronde Gadsden is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Oronde Gadsden actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.