The Hamstring Hex of Oronde Gadsden
Oronde Gadsden · LAC · TE
“Gadsden tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Gadsden's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Gadsden's stadium. Only over Gadsden.
- Gadsden will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
88%POTENCY
-15.6PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Gadsden's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Oronde Gadsden in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Oronde Gadsden is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Oronde Gadsden actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.