The Red-Zone Ghost Hex of Oronde Gadsden
Oronde Gadsden · LAC · TE
“Gadsden tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Gadsden's week
- Gadsden spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.
- Gadsden lines up as a tackle on 61% of snaps. A beautiful new career for him.
87%POTENCY
-10.3PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Gadsden, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Oronde Gadsden in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Oronde Gadsden is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Oronde Gadsden actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.