The Phantom Flag Hex of Pat Freiermuth
Pat Freiermuth · PIT · TE
“Freiermuth will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Freiermuth's week
- Freiermuth gets a 40-yard pass, then immediately "adjusts his gloves" and is injured. Tragic.
- Freiermuth catches 2 balls for 11 yards and a nice hug from a referee.
82%POTENCY
-10.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A single tear from a Titans fan
- A used challenge flag
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Freiermuth drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Pat Freiermuth in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Pat Freiermuth is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Pat Freiermuth actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.