The Red-Zone Ghost Hex of Pat Freiermuth
Pat Freiermuth · PIT · TE
“Freiermuth gets a 40-yard pass, then immediately "adjusts his gloves" and is injured. Tragic.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Freiermuth's week
- Freiermuth has his best game ever, but it is for the opposing fantasy manager in another league.
- Freiermuth stays in to block all game. A bold use of a fantasy asset.
77%POTENCY
-18.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Freiermuth's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Pat Freiermuth in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Pat Freiermuth is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Pat Freiermuth actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.