The Invisible Route Hex of Pat Freiermuth
Pat Freiermuth · PIT · TE
“Freiermuth is already "Questionable" with that illness. The witch only has to push gently.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Freiermuth's week
- Freiermuth is targeted on a 3rd-and-17 and gains exactly 16 yards. Punt. Cry.
- Freiermuth's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
80%POTENCY
-19.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Freiermuth's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Pat Freiermuth in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Pat Freiermuth is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Pat Freiermuth actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.