The Red-Zone Ghost Hex of Pat Freiermuth
Pat Freiermuth · PIT · TE
“Freiermuth gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Penn State's biggest rival.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Freiermuth's week
- Freiermuth is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Freiermuth has his best game ever, but it is for the opposing fantasy manager in another league.
84%POTENCY
-16.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Freiermuth's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
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- Sam LaPorta
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- Kyle Pitts Sr.
- DK Metcalf
- George Kittle
FAQ
How do I curse Pat Freiermuth in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Pat Freiermuth is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Pat Freiermuth actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.