The Blocking Assignment Hex of Pat Freiermuth
Pat Freiermuth · PIT · TE
“A mysterious flag erases Freiermuth's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Freiermuth's week
- Freiermuth goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Freiermuth gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Penn State's biggest rival.
90%POTENCY
-19PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Eye of Raiders, tongue of ref,
Bring Steelers down to grief,
Freiermuth scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Pat Freiermuth in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Pat Freiermuth is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Pat Freiermuth actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.