The Red-Zone Ghost Hex of Pat Freiermuth
Pat Freiermuth · PIT · TE
“Ref: "Number Freiermuth, that's a flag." Freiermuth: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Freiermuth's week
- Freiermuth gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Freiermuth is already "Questionable" with that illness. The witch only has to push gently.
92%POTENCY
-13.9PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A single tear from a Packers fan
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Freiermuth drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Pat Freiermuth in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Pat Freiermuth is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Pat Freiermuth actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.