The Hamstring Hex of Pat Freiermuth
Pat Freiermuth · PIT · TE
“Freiermuth will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Freiermuth's week
- Freiermuth gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Freiermuth is already "Questionable" with that illness. The witch only has to push gently.
81%POTENCY
-10.4PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A single tear from a Bears fan
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Freiermuth's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Pat Freiermuth in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Pat Freiermuth is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Pat Freiermuth actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.