The Hamstring Hex of Pat Freiermuth
Pat Freiermuth · PIT · TE
“Freiermuth is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Freiermuth's week
- Freiermuth is already "Questionable" with that illness. The witch only has to push gently.
- Freiermuth's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
90%POTENCY
-19.8PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Freiermuth, Freiermuth, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Pat Freiermuth in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Pat Freiermuth is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Pat Freiermuth actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.