The Snap Count Hex of Pat Freiermuth
Pat Freiermuth · PIT · TE
“Freiermuth is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Freiermuth's week
- Freiermuth stays in to block all game. A bold use of a fantasy asset.
- Freiermuth will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
90%POTENCY
-11.5PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Patriots fan
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A single Texans jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Freiermuth, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Pat Freiermuth in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Pat Freiermuth is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Pat Freiermuth actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.