The Hamstring Hex of Pat Freiermuth
Pat Freiermuth · PIT · TE
“Freiermuth is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Freiermuth's week
- Freiermuth gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Freiermuth is "week-to-week" in the same way the sun is "day-to-day".
76%POTENCY
-16.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Freiermuth's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Pat Freiermuth in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Pat Freiermuth is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Pat Freiermuth actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.