The Chip-and-Release Hex of Pat Freiermuth
Pat Freiermuth · PIT · TE
“Freiermuth is already "Questionable" with that illness. The witch only has to push gently.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Freiermuth's week
- Freiermuth spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.
- Freiermuth has his best game ever, but it is for the opposing fantasy manager in another league.
76%POTENCY
-10PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A single tear from a Jets fan
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Freiermuth's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Pat Freiermuth in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Pat Freiermuth is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Pat Freiermuth actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.