The Chip-and-Release Hex of Pat Freiermuth
Pat Freiermuth · PIT · TE
“Freiermuth is already "Questionable" with that illness. The witch only has to push gently.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Freiermuth's week
- Freiermuth gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Penn State's biggest rival.
- Freiermuth sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
74%POTENCY
-16.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Eye of Bears, tongue of ref,
Bring Steelers down to grief,
Freiermuth scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Pat Freiermuth in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Pat Freiermuth is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Pat Freiermuth actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.