The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Pat Freiermuth
Pat Freiermuth · PIT · TE
“Freiermuth spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Freiermuth's week
- A mysterious flag erases Freiermuth's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Freiermuth's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
90%POTENCY
-14.5PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Vikings fan
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Freiermuth, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Pat Freiermuth in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Pat Freiermuth is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Pat Freiermuth actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.