The Hamstring Hex of Pat Freiermuth
Pat Freiermuth · PIT · TE
“Freiermuth stays in to block all game. A bold use of a fantasy asset.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Freiermuth's week
- Freiermuth is targeted on a 3rd-and-17 and gains exactly 16 yards. Punt. Cry.
- Freiermuth gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Penn State's biggest rival.
90%POTENCY
-18.8PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A single tear from a Texans fan
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Freiermuth's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Pat Freiermuth in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Pat Freiermuth is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Pat Freiermuth actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.