The Late Scratch Hex of Pat Freiermuth
Pat Freiermuth · PIT · TE
“Freiermuth sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Freiermuth's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Freiermuth's stadium. Only over Freiermuth.
- Freiermuth is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
84%POTENCY
-11.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Freiermuth, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Pat Freiermuth in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Pat Freiermuth is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Pat Freiermuth actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.