The Late Scratch Hex of Pat Freiermuth
Pat Freiermuth · PIT · TE
“Freiermuth sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Freiermuth's week
- Freiermuth is "week-to-week" in the same way the sun is "day-to-day".
- Freiermuth will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
90%POTENCY
-12.8PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A single sock, mismatched, from the 49ers locker room
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Freiermuth's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
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- DK Metcalf
- George Kittle
FAQ
How do I curse Pat Freiermuth in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Pat Freiermuth is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Pat Freiermuth actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.