The Late Scratch Hex of Pat Freiermuth
Pat Freiermuth · PIT · TE
“Freiermuth is already "Questionable" with that illness. The witch only has to push gently.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Freiermuth's week
- Freiermuth lines up as a tackle on 61% of snaps. A beautiful new career for him.
- Freiermuth goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
80%POTENCY
-10.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Freiermuth's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Pat Freiermuth in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Pat Freiermuth is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Pat Freiermuth actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.