The Snap Count Hex of Pat Freiermuth
Pat Freiermuth · PIT · TE
“Freiermuth is already "Questionable" with that illness. The witch only has to push gently.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Freiermuth's week
- Freiermuth gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Freiermuth's stadium. Only over Freiermuth.
73%POTENCY
-13.4PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Freiermuth's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Pat Freiermuth in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Pat Freiermuth is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Pat Freiermuth actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.