The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Pat Freiermuth
Pat Freiermuth · PIT · TE
“Freiermuth's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Freiermuth's week
- Freiermuth gets a 40-yard pass, then immediately "adjusts his gloves" and is injured. Tragic.
- Freiermuth gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Penn State's biggest rival.
80%POTENCY
-9.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Freiermuth, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Pat Freiermuth in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Pat Freiermuth is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Pat Freiermuth actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.