The Snap Count Hex of Pat Freiermuth
Pat Freiermuth · PIT · TE
“Freiermuth gets a 40-yard pass, then immediately "adjusts his gloves" and is injured. Tragic.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Freiermuth's week
- Freiermuth catches 2 balls for 11 yards and a nice hug from a referee.
- Freiermuth gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Penn State's biggest rival.
92%POTENCY
-19.5PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- A single Panthers jersey, ironically worn
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Freiermuth drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Pat Freiermuth in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Pat Freiermuth is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Pat Freiermuth actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.