The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Pat Freiermuth
Pat Freiermuth · PIT · TE
“Freiermuth is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Freiermuth's week
- Freiermuth gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Penn State's biggest rival.
- Ref: "Number Freiermuth, that's a flag." Freiermuth: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
90%POTENCY
-17.7PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Freiermuth, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Pat Freiermuth in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Pat Freiermuth is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Pat Freiermuth actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.