The Phantom Flag Hex of Pat Freiermuth
Pat Freiermuth · PIT · TE
“The broadcast shows Freiermuth on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Freiermuth's week
- Freiermuth gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Freiermuth finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
76%POTENCY
-17.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Freiermuth drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Pat Freiermuth in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Pat Freiermuth is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Pat Freiermuth actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.