The Late Scratch Hex of Pat Freiermuth
Pat Freiermuth · PIT · TE
“Freiermuth lines up as a tackle on 61% of snaps. A beautiful new career for him.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Freiermuth's week
- Freiermuth catches 2 balls for 11 yards and a nice hug from a referee.
- Freiermuth is "week-to-week" in the same way the sun is "day-to-day".
91%POTENCY
-19.5PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Freiermuth drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Pat Freiermuth in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Pat Freiermuth is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Pat Freiermuth actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.