The Late Scratch Hex of Pat Freiermuth
Pat Freiermuth · PIT · TE
“Freiermuth is already "Questionable" with that illness. The witch only has to push gently.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Freiermuth's week
- Freiermuth's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Freiermuth is "week-to-week" in the same way the sun is "day-to-day".
92%POTENCY
-12.9PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Freiermuth, Freiermuth, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Pat Freiermuth in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Pat Freiermuth is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Pat Freiermuth actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.