The Late Scratch Hex of Pat Freiermuth
Pat Freiermuth · PIT · TE
“Freiermuth scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Freiermuth's week
- Freiermuth is "week-to-week" in the same way the sun is "day-to-day".
- Freiermuth has his best game ever, but it is for the opposing fantasy manager in another league.
90%POTENCY
-16.6PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Freiermuth's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
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- Trey McBride
- Colston Loveland
- Tyler Warren
- Jaylen Warren
- Sam LaPorta
- Harold Fannin Jr.
- Rico Dowdle
- Tucker Kraft
- Kyle Pitts Sr.
- DK Metcalf
- George Kittle
FAQ
How do I curse Pat Freiermuth in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Pat Freiermuth is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Pat Freiermuth actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.